played chat roulette

So there I was on e beach, not really the beach where there is sun and sand and the big blue ocean but my company’s beach, or the bench as other it organisations call it.

S there i was plotting along, studying some java, doing all the boring admin stuff people do whilst on the beach. MarieClaire was there too, reading, becoming more intelligent if that is possible.

I must admit, it was towards the end of the day so it might have been that my neurones were not really doing synapsis any longer. Anyway, MC calls me over to share this great video about a guy who plays chat roulette while dressed in women’s swimmers and dancing to the beat of “call me baby”. Hmmm that sounds more disturbing than what it really is because it is actually pretty funny.

Anyway we are laughing our heads off and I say “I have never played chat roulette”.
MC – “Me neither we should do it now!”

And we did. The first few random people just lasted a few seconds but it was very hilarious. Everyone quite young. We then talked to this three girls from Ohio who were bored of how many whiners they had seen and happy to chat with ‘cool people’. We talked about how the seasons are reversed here in Australia, the types of shark here, how cool it is to work for a company were you get to play chat roulette, being drunk at 4am (them not us). Just random bits and pieces of a really entertaining conversation.

Then the spinning of people started again until the second most unnecessary and disturbing scene in my life: a penis with its accompanying hand movements.

I found out why I had never played chat roulette before, that there are many disturbing men out there, and this is why if I ever do it again I need to learn from these three random college girls from Ohio and do it at 4 am completely wasted!